texty time

here's some dialogue between me and a man friend. enjoy.

"so you know how i was getting tattooed today well i went and waited 2 hours and the dude never showed up. i think i'm the only one that has ever happened to."

me: "it's a sign"

"i was afraid of that"

me: "what do you think"

"i don't want to agree with so i'm pushing those thoughts away even though you might be right"

"but hey they have my 100 dollar deposit so i better get some ink on my body"

me: "dudeee yeah you have to"

me: "get my name on your butt"

"i would but i have a small ass and would only be able to fit 'nick' on there even tho we both know what it would mean other people might take it as gay"

me: "that excuse was gay"

"maybe it's a sign"

me: "if you're gay, does that mean i'm a lesbian?"

"idk that's kind of hot"

me: "yeah, you're def not gay"